Dear Bradley Whitford,People Magazine is reporting you're getting divorced. You and Jane Kaczmarek always seemed like one of the cool Hollywood couples and like you had a solid marriage. I'm very sorry to hear of your loss.
That said, it's no secret I've lusted after you since I first laid eyes on you in 1999 when The West Wing first premiered and you played Josh Lyman. You are my perfect mix of geek and sexiest man alive. I'm still single and would be more than happy to help you through this difficult time in your life. Consider it my good deed for the year.
In case you didn't know, we actually have a lot in common. You're a solidly Midwestern boy from Madison and I grew up in the Chicago burbs, just 90 minutes from Madison. We're both political junkies and very liberal. You played Josh Lyman. I love Josh Lyman. You're about to be single and I am definitely single. You have 3 kids and I like kids. You worked in the (pretend) West Wing and I've been in the (real) West Wing.
It's a match made in Heaven.
Call me.
Jessica
I think it will work. And frankly - it should work.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who was longtime single woman who married a divorced man, let me just say that he might need a bit of time.
That said, I trust your insight, your emotional intelligence, your warmth, caring and your intellect will draw him in, hold him close and that all will be well.
I know weddings are tricky and you can't invite everyone... especially people who read your blog in a reader lately and never say a word. So I won't mind not being invited, but on the other hand would love to be there.
Fran!
(heee heee! if i were single, i'd have to fight you for him!!)