Since July 15th, I have . . .
Traveled 4,293 miles (conservatively) . . .
To and through 5 states . . .
Slept in 7 beds . . .
Seen 11 Waffle Houses, but only eaten at 1 . . .
Seen only 1 Stuckey's and 2 Starbucks . . .
Attended 2 Celebration of Life Services and 2 Visitations . . .
Given 1 Eulogy twice . . .
Buried 1 Nana . . .
Shed at least 1 million tears . . .
Attended 1 Sunday church service and was anointed with oils once . . .
Attended 1 Mary Kay Seminar . . .
Received 3 awards for being #1 in sales in our unit and area and achieving the Company's Princess Court of Sales - all for the 3rd year in a row.
Now I need 1 vacation.