About 7:45 tonight I received what will surely go down as the strangest phone call in weeks.
Me (in a chipper voice): Hello.Yep. Just a typical Monday night at my house.
Caller: Hi. I'm calling to inform you that someone at your house was entered to win a Lincoln Navigator by another person and you've won. Can you come to a winners' ceremony tomorrow?
Me (suspiciously): Um, for whom are you calling?
Caller: Oh, sorry. I'm calling for (name of some company I've since forgotten - probably fake).
Me: No. I mean, for whom in my house are you calling?
Caller: Oh, I don't know.
Me: Then how do you know I've won?
Caller: (Total silence)
Me: Well, then I guess we're busy tomorrow. Thanks for calling. Good bye.
And I hung up.