Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Did You Screw Up Kanye-Like?
Have you screwed up like Kanye West did the other night at the VMAs and now you've got your tail between your legs and you need to apologize? Maybe your screw up was so bad the President called you a jackass. You know you screwed up if President Obama takes a moment out of all the other stuff he's got going on to call you out on it.
You may not be too familiar with sincere heartfelt apologies. Fortunately, atom.com has come to your rescue with an apology generator.
Just click the link below, fill in the blanks, and voila! your apology will be ready for you to cut and paste onto your blog (in all caps, of course), which you can then delete from your blog 5 minutes later.
And here's my apology:
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO SANTA CLAUS AND EASTER BUNNY FOR HUMPING THE DOG. I SPOKE TO EASTER BUNNY RIGHT AFTER. SANTA CLAUS IS VERY PHAT!!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR FARTING AND WHINING!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DAIRY QUEEN. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO SANTA CLAUS 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF MOUNTAIN GOATS!!! BITCHES KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! YO MAMMA! I GAVE MY BICYCLE TO TOOTH FAIRY WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
September 15, 2009
When you create your apology, please post it in the Comments section. The best apology before Friday will receive a prize from me. Of course, I get to choose the winner.