The Pole Dancer Doll!
The description on the box tells us "style, interesting, music, flash, up and down, go round and round." No, I don't know if it comes with Miley Cyrus's endorsement or not. I also haven't been able to find a store carrying this self-esteem building doll, but I'm sure that's because they're all completely sold out already. Good luck getting yours.Of course, you won't be able to get your little princess a stripper pole either because Tesco took it off the market 3 years ago. But check out this description: "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars."
Don't have a daughter old enough for this doll or the now non-existent stripper pole? That's okay. Little Merry Sunshine has your toddler covered too. For her, we've got a t-shirt with pasties and tassles thanks to Twisted Twee! Not to worry, it comes in a variety of colors and sizes.
The pole dancing doll looks like it's a Dollar Store gift... I'm just sayin'... are they trying to market to a particular demographic and if so, shame on them for not only the toy, but for that God-awful stereotype..
ReplyDeleteDammit! My friend and I were trying to come up with a portable pole for those times you find yourself wanting to behave like a young woman in her early twenties who is just trying to pay for college the only way she knows how.
ReplyDeleteThat and without portable stripper poles, how will today's generation grow up to emulate their favorite "musicians"?
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