Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Let's Get Motivated!
I'm going to be attending a motivational seminar on October 26th and it's sure to be the best day of my life. Well, okay, it's sure to be a day of my life.
No, I'm not going to see Tony Robbins or even that chick who wrote The Secret.
I'm going to see the 43rd President of the United States George W. Bush!
That's right. President Bush has hit the motivational speaking circuit. There's no word on exactly what he'll be speaking on, but I'm guessing it's not "How to Win Friends and Influence People" and he's probably not handing out financial advice given how he took that surplus President Clinton gift-wrapped and handed him on a silver platter and turned it into a ginormous deficit. But maybe he'll teach us all how to claim "Mission Accomplished" before actually achieving anything.
What do you think this kind of motivational training is worth? $500? $1000 maybe? Well, you're in luck! It's just $4.95 per person, but if we get a group together, we can all attend for the low low price of just $19 for the entire group!
Wait! There's more!
Check out who's on the line-up with President Bush: General Colin Powell (Legendary Solider-Statesman), Terry Bradshaw (Legendary NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback), Zig Ziglar (America's #1 Motivator), Dr. Robert Schuller (America's Best Inspirational Speaker), Tamera Lowe (Top Sales Expert and Author of Get Motivated!), Rick Belluzzo (President of Microsoft), and Rudy Guiliani (America's Mayor).
That's a pretty heavy-duty line-up that I'm fairly certain is worth $4.95, even if President Bush weren't going to be there. Luckily, he will be there though. So we'll DEFINITELY get our money's worth!
Hurry! Today is the 21st. We've got to make our plans quickly.