Have you been having a difficult time finding a job because of your pot smoking? Do you have Glaucoma and need a hook-up for medicinal marijuana? AND are you a talented writer?
Westword, the Denver News Blog has the job for you. They are looking for someone to review medical marijuana clinics for their new blog "Mile Highs & Lows."
According to the job description,
They'll accept informal resumes, but not ones written on rolling papers. Sorry. Oh, and they'd like a one paragraph essay on "What marijuana means to me."
The job is simple: Visit a different dispensary each week (without revealing you're working for Westword) and pen concise, impartial and snappy accounts of your experiences. Keep in mind this isn't about assessing the quality of the medicine on site; it's about evaluating the quality of the establishment. After all, we can't have our reviewer be stoned all the time.
The perfect candidate will be a talented writer who's not about to play favorites -- and, of course, someone who has a state medical marijuana ID (or the ability and need to obtain one). Compensation will be meager -- and no, we can't expense your purchases, although that would be pretty cool.
I'm guessing that in this job market there will be kilos of applicants, so you'd better get rolling.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go find some snacks. I've got the munchies.
DISCLAIMER: LMS does not endorse pot smoking or the use of any illegal drugs. In fact, LMS is proud of the fact that we have never smoked pot or taken any illegal drugs. We took Nancy Reagan's advice to "just say no," preferring to just remain high on life.