One year ago TODAY, the Dow Jones Industrial Average hit closed at its all-time high - 14,164.53.
Today, the Dow Jones closed at 8,579.19.
For you math whizzes out there, that's 39.4% LESS THAN it's all time high, which again was exactly 1 year ago today.
I'd like to thank you, George Bush! I'd offer a toast to you, but I can't afford champagne.
Just for fun, here are the lyrics.