Breaking News: Paris Hilton is Running for President

I saw this video last night and today have received it via email half a dozen times (it's only 9:30 in the morning!) and it's on a number of the blogs I read.

Initially, I thought I'd post it, but then thought that 1. I don't want to give Paris Hilton anymore publicity and 2. (most importantly) I don't actually believe it's Paris in the video. Why not? Because I don't think Paris most of those multi-syllable words are in her vocabulary, I don't think she can concentrate long enough to make this video, and because I don't think the woman looks like her.

However, since posting this video and saying "Paris Hilton" will get me a lot of hits on my blog, here it is.

Paris Hilton responds to John McCain AND announces she's running for President! God help us all.



One thing I will say is that John McCain must be a fool to have called out Paris Hilton in his commercial after taking $4600 from her parents for his campaign. How easy would it have been for him to look that one up? Presumably, Kathy and Rick Hilton have other friends rolling in money who could help out McCain's campaign financially. How much you wanna bet they won't be donating now?