Showing posts with label my cat humiliates me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my cat humiliates me. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Do You Need to Lose Weight?

I know that's kind of a personal question to ask and you don't need to answer it. Let me state for the record that I do. I'm fully aware of this need. I'd be healthier if I did and my risk for all kinds of stuff would decrease.

But I didn't realize just how big of a need there was until I was eating breakfast this morning. As I was eating a fairly healthy piece of wholegrain toast with a little bit of homemade cherry jam, Ross, hopped up on the table and actually batted it out of my hand.

So if you need help losing weight, Ross is available to knock food out of your hand for a small fee.

You can email me personally through LMS and we can arrange for you to be humiliated by my cat, just as I was this morning.