Sunday, December 21, 2008

I'm Gonna Be RICH!

There's a recession going on? Well, maybe for you. But not for ME! Nope. I just landed $8.6 million! WAHOO!!!!! Talk about an economic bailout!

I'm sure you're wondering where this money came from, since just this morning, my financial situation was certainly not as flush as it is now! I've got $8.6 million! Yeah!

Well, I'm going to be nice and share the beautiful email I received just now from Mrs. Theresa Brown. Okay, sure, I don't know her. But she says she's a Christian and that's good enough for me. But, of course, I'm not going to tell you her email address because I know you'll try to take my money. You're kinda greedy that way.

Oh, one more thing. Please don't try to tell me that I should be suspicious of all the typos. That's lame. Mrs. Brown is from the Netherlands and they don't speak the same language we do. Plus, that just shows you're just jealous.

Anyway, onto the email . . .
I am Mrs Theresa Brown from Netherlands,I am 58 years old,i am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast ,from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that i can't work or do any stressful thing, according to my doctors they have advised me that i may not live for the next two months,this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies home was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child ,My Husband (Kenneth Brown) died in a fatal motor accident Before his death we were true Christians.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry,I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $8.6million dollars with a Security Company in United states of America .Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long with attract a demurage fees as the security fees paid by me has expired or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confisticated.So instead of getting it confiscated i rather have someone whom i can trust to recieve the funds and utilise it according to my wishes.And the best part of it is ,The security company told me in the letter that they can have the consignment funds delivered to my approved next of kin in his house if within USA or transfered to his bank account and if outside USA then transfered to his or her bank account.

Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital in Frankfurt Germany where I have been undergoing treatment for my sickness . I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a 2 months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested/donated to any organisation/buisness of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization,E.g the poor homes,the motherless babies home where i came from,the deaf homes,and churces etc .All i seek for is a God fearing person like you ,who will carry out my last wishes and before i emailed you today i prayed and the holy spirit gave me the confidence to send you this email.I took this decision, before i rest in peace because my time will soon be up.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company in the USA. All i need from you is a confidential assurance that the funds when recieved by you will be used for the said purpose,Nowadays there are so much scams going on in the internet and it is diffcult to trust but i dont know why the Holy spirit still approved me to email you about this out of few email addresses i have from the internet,yours was the only one that was approved for me to contact.

Waiting for your reply.

Yours In Christ,

Mrs. Theresa Brown
Merry Christmas to ME!


  1. Looks like your winter woes are over!

    When she referenced internet scams that's when I knew she was on th eup and up. No con man would ever, ever mention scams while trying to take advantage of you.

    I can't wait to hear how you are going to spend your money!

  2. Thanks Dr. Monkey & American Girl!

    BTW, I agree with you American Girl. I felt very reassured when Mrs. Brown assured me she wasn't a con woman. It was simply thoughtful to take that worry away from me.

  3. This is way better than the email I just got from BMW of the UK informing me I had one some fancy car and 750,000 English pounds. I am not so keen on the car, but I could totally use the loot!

  4. Hey I just got the same email I do not have heat or hot water right now and my boyfriend just totled my lame car...........but seeing as you already got her millions I wont reply to her.

  5. Check out my site. I'm going to be rich, too!

  6. um.. little miss sunshine it is a scam i got the same letter at 1/20 and another please reply at 1/22 i'm sorry but it's a scam.

  7. Uh, Bob, I hate to tell you this, but the only reason it's a scam is because I got all the money first. I guess you snooze, you lose. Sorry! :)

  8. I just got the same e-mail it is a scam

  9. Bob & Anonymous . . .

    OF COURSE IT IS A SCAM!!!!! Neither of you know me, but my entire post was done tongue-in-cheek. Everyone else who read it got that part of it.

    I mean, don't we all get these types of emails? Whether it's from Mrs. Theresa Brown or from a Nigerian Price, they're all the same and they're all a scam. What is crazy to me is that anyone even remotely seriously thinks that they're legitimate.

    But isn't it fun to pretend for just one minute that it might be real?


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