In light of recent political developments, Little Merry Sunshine is announcing the new "Pay-to-Play" policy that will take effect immediately. While I understand you may feel this is unfair, please understand that I am only taking my cues from the politicians we all admire the most - Illinois Governors Rod Blagojevich and George Ryan - and times are tough all over. I'm simply looking out for #1 - Me.
What exactly is the Little Merry Sunshine "Pay-to-Play" policy? I'm so glad you asked.
The "Pay-to-Play" policy entails you showering me with gifts and me writing favorable blog posts about you.
That's pretty simple.
I've even provided you a list of acceptable gifts - all of them cost less than $1 million.
I'm also pleased to announce that two bloggers are already on board with this policy and have recently gifted me - Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein and Gourmet Goddess!
Congratulations Dr. Monkey and Gourmet Goddess! You are hereby awarded the distinct honor of being my favorite bloggers for today!
Dr. Monkey showed his love with a spiffy postcard of a 1960s roadside motel and wrote me a special Thanksgiving note!
Gourmet Goddess sent me a gift certificate for a manicure and pedicure! I can't wait to use this and have pretty tootsies again!
Thank you Dr. Monkey and Gourmet Goddess!