If only life were that simple and avoiding Barbie all those years would have saved me from hating my thighs and believing I was fat in junior high and high school when I was anything but.
But I digress.
Mattel is releasing a new Barbie doll next month called "Black Canary Barbie." I guess she's based on a DC Comic superhero of the same name, but she looks pretty dominatrix-like (NSFW - Mom, do NOT click that) to me.
What do you think? And what will today's Barbie teach the tweens of the 21st Century about their bodies and sexuality?
Black Canary Barbie aka "Sultry Barbie" aka "Slutty Barbie"
And "regular" Barbie.