Happy Birthday Viagra!

Viagra is 10 years old! And no fewer than 25 million erections have been enjoyed since March 27, 1998, thanks to this little blue pill!

I wanted to find the classic Bob Dole Viagra commercial, but all I could find was this funny John McCain Viagra video. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe John McCain would be good for our sex lives afterall!



So I encourage all you 10-year olds out there who have older parents (50s or older) to have a highly uncomfortable conversation with them tonight around the dinner table. Maybe start out the dinner prayer with "Dear God, Thank you for giving Mommy & Daddy Viagra in 1998."

On a personal note, I strongly encourage the boycotting of Viagra (and other ED drugs) until all insurance companies are required to cover birth control and all pharmacies are required to dispense it and quit hiding behind religious reasons bullshit. See, I was right. John McCain IS bad for our sex lives. To paraphrase Josh Lyman, I'm sick of government that's just small enough to fit into my bedroom.

John McCain Hates Me (and Probably You Too)!

Over on Monkey Muck yesterday, I learned that John McCain hates me (and you too probably). Truthfully, that's ok. I'm not really his biggest fan and wasn't going to vote for him anyway.

But still, hate? John McCain HATES me? Really? Why does he feel the need to put so much of his energy into HATE? This is just my opinion, but maybe if he put as much energy into his campaign as he does into HATING me (and you too!), he might be doing a bit better. I'm just sayin'.



Just so I'm clear, not only is John McCain bad for my sex life, but he also hates me. Well, ok then.

John McCain is Bad for Your Sex Life

I found this video on The Huffington Post this morning and couldn't help but love the idea that John McCain is bad for people's sex lives.

And yes, I only sleep with Democrats. Unless my mom is reading this. And then, I'm saving myself for marriage (to a Democrat).



If you want to read the whole HufPo article, click here.